War and Love are a Sparky Solution.

Hayley and I were sent to Toluca Lake to investigate the "Jemi" events... The streets were quiet at midday.

Hayley and I rappelled down the chopper..

Hayley: watch your corners Joseph.
Me: copy that Hayley.
Mariah (Black Hawk pilot): call me when you're done.
Hayley: got it Mariah.

Me: move..

Hayley sprinted towards a low wall... we whispered EVERYTHING we said as we walked silently.

Hayley: Joseph.. don't move.. hostiles, North..
Me: girls... Jemi fans I guess.
Hayley: we'll.. they're not precisely hostiles but they can alert the media.

The Jemi supporters approached Demi's house.

Girl 1: Demi! how's Joe!?
Girl 2: you BETTER CALL HIM! THAT'S HOW RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED!

Me: they're telling her how to handle the relationship?!.. let me place some iron on their little heads.
Hayley: no! hold your fire.. we can't harm them unless they're a threat to the mission or to Demi.
Me: ahh.. fine.

Demi: listen girls.. I know how to handle this..
Girl 1: call him!
Girl 3: PLEASE DEMI!

Hayley: easy lad... don't get provoked..
Me: I wanna twitch their tiny mother****ing heads..
Hayley: take it easy... she can handle this.

Demi: listen.. I like your concern but..
Girl 5: CALL HIM ALREADY!
Demi: hey! don't talk to me like that! THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO KEEP IT A SECRET!
Girl 7: come on! JUST CALL HIM ALREADY!

Demi shut her balcony's windows..

Girl 1: YOU WON'T HURT MY JOE!

Hayley: Holy sh** .. ROCKS! put some fire on those mother****ers!
Me: HERE'S YOUR DAILY DOSE OF JEMINESS.. A**ES!

I threw a flash grenade, stunning the girls before they threw "the first rock".

Hayley: contact right! contact right!...

Hayley and I took cover at a house's wall.. I ran towards the girls.. but then I saw 2 girls missing from the group.

Me: ahh crap!.. they're inside Demi's house!
Hayley: I'll take care of the ones outside! get the trash outta the house..
Me: my pleasure.. I hope Demi's got a kitchen lighter and an insecticide.

The girls tried to force Demi to call Joe.

Girl: CALL HIM!

I quietly opened the door... I ran towards one of the girls.. and slammed my rifle to her head.. blood splattered to Demi's window as the girl fell to the street.

Hayley: you gotta be..

Me: THIS IS FOR DEMI!... and THIS IS FOR JEMI'S PRIVACY!

I dodged the girl's baseball bat swings, then I kicked her out of the room literally.. I dragged her out of the house.

Hayley: Joseph, you're not gonna like this.

Reporters and gossipers were outside the house..

Hayley: any suggestions..
Me: yeah .. just cover your eyes.

I threw 3 flash grenades, damaging the camera lenses all over the place.

At night.. Demi was outside her basement, recalling the events that happened hours before.. then suddenly, she saw 2 silhouettes running towards her carrying something.

Demi: Joseph? Hayley?

I was carrying a blue flag with Demi's signature on it written in golden letters... I planted the flag at Demi's front part of the house... then I blew a kiss to Demi as I left.