About me

I love Demi Lovato.. probably like no fan has ever done. Her smile makes my breath fly away, I'm deeply sinked into her eyes, her songs make me fall in love with music even more, her voice is medicine for my ears, her words are medicine for my mind. I love you Demi -Joseph (me)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

An idea of what the Jemi rumors could be.

Demi: I don't wanna get out of my house... I don't wanna tweet... the media only distorts my messages.. they only want publicity.


12:30 p.m., the sun at its peak, Demi called for help as the media was making up stories about her.




Hayley and I headed to L.A. in a Black Hawk helicopter.

Hayley: you okay Joseph?
Me: yeah... I'm just mad at these media a**holes.
Hayley: don't worry... excuse me.. pilot!.. ETA?
Pilot: 50 seconds..
Hayley: lock and load.. 


Hayley and I loaded out rifles, sniper and assault.


Me: unconfirmed targets at 9 o' clock!


Hayley and I slided down a rope out of the helicopter, then we walked towards the reporters.


Hayley: I truly hate liars.. I hate liars... I hate the media liars... 
Me: JEMI ISN'T REAL!.... YOU LIARS!... hide your weapons Hayley.


We hid our weapons while we provoked the paparazzi and reporters.


Me: you just want money! YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE A DEAL OUTTA NOTHING!


5 reporters approached us while the others looked.


Reporter: who do you think you are!?
Me: The last person you'll see... mother****er.


Hayley and I took our weapons out.


Hayley: back the **** away!
Me: I guess you're the ones that made the interview right?
Reporter: yeah... why?


I hit the reporter with the back of my rifle.


Reporter: **** what the **** is wrong with you?!
Demi: you get em Joseph!
Girl: Jemi is real! .. it SHOULD BE REAL!.. if not .. I'll make em real myself!..
Me: Hayley... take care of her..


Hayley slowly walked towards the girl


Hayley: welcome to deathcare center, MOTHER****ER!


Hayley headbutted the girl.


Hayley: I cite myself, I hate liars, but I also hate peer pressure.
Me: HAYLEY! 'RAZZIS TRYING TO BREACH DEMI'S DOOR!
Hayley: TAKE EM OUT!


One of the paparazzi breached Demi's door but suddenly exploded. Demi had placed a trap, then she threw a smoke grenade to cover her exit, Demi walked out of the smoke, she smiled with a very firm and creepy look, she took a very weird, small device, then she smiled.


Demi: I HATE YOU LIARS!


Demi detonated a bomb that lied below the streets, wiping out more than half of the paparazzi and injuring a few, suddenly.. another group of paparazzi appeared at the other end of the street.


Demi: you gotta be kidding me.. 
Hayley: welcome to the Hurt Locker, these guys are hunting us.


Suddenly, the group of paparazzi were covered by smoke, and then a huge bomb below the street exploded.. just below the reporters and paparazzi... Joe walked out of the smoke.


Demi: all clear?
Me: clear!.. 
Joe: everyone okay?
Hayley: yup.. 
Demi: one-hundred percent man.
Hayley: razzis! twelve o clock! .. 


We shot the "razzis". That's how we called them.


Demi: I hate rumors.. 
Joe: same.. 


The streets became really quiet, the whole squad [Demi, Joe, Hayley and I] was careful, looking at every corner and alley, aiming with weapons.


Me: guys... I gotta confess something..
Demi: yeah, go on.
Me: besides the fact that I love you so much Demi, I hate when fans go crazy over couples, I truly hate that ****... I hate it like! 


I shot the ground in anger.


Demi: whoa! alright!.. calm down... I know.. its sometimes, annoying, and.. nonsense
Hayley: yeah .. pretty much.... nonsense.
Joe: yeah same here man.. no worries.
Me: I dare them to come with me with an explanation that its not "because its cute" or some opinion-based crap.


We walked to the now very empty streets of L.A...until I saw a mysterious bundle of wires.


Me: guys!.. look at this!.. 


I pulled the bundle of wires and they all lead to different buildings around me.
Me: oh boy.. CAMERAS! CAMERAS ON THE BUILDINGS! shoot em down! corners!
Hayley: hustle up Deltas!


We shot the cameras down mercilessly.


Joe: awwh motherf....
Hayley: sh**! the media are tough!


Demi: one down!
Hayley: get him off me!


A reporter tried to capture Hayley


Me: steady... steady... 


I shot the reporter's head.


Me: keep moving to the end of the street!.. come on.. don't stop, check alleys, corners, windows, everything.


A MASSIVE wave of gossipers appeared behind us, our helicopter appeared in front of us.


Pilot: get on! now! come on!


We ran towards the chopper while shooting back at the hostile gossipers... Demi got up first.. then Joe, later, Hayley fell down because a gossiper grabbed her feet...


Hayley: ****! NOOO!! NOOO!!
Me: HAYLEY!


I took a huge light machine gun and tore up a few gossipers, releasing Hayley.


Hayley: up now!


Hayley and I got into the helicopter, Demi and Joe helped us up, and we left.


Me: you okay?
Hayley: yeah... whew..thanks a lot (Hayley hugged me) if it wasn't for you, they would have made a lie out of me.

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