Covering Cupid's Line of Fire

Jemi haters (15 girls)  were walking through the streets of Toluca Lake.. only the dust passed by them..

Hater 1: Demi's house should be close.. ..
Hater 2: so.. what's the plan..
Hater 1: easy.. just throw acid-filled balloons, that will probably wreck the house painting, then throwing smoke grenades and finally .. taking Demi out of the house.. by force.
Hater 3: this is gonna get loud girl..
Hater 1: I know .. but we want Joe Jonas! ..
Hater 4: yeah..

Suddenly... the dust blew harder.. it was a helicopter... the wind blurred it..

Hayley, Joe and I walked out of the dust.. aiming assault rifles at the haters

Hater 1: spread out!

Me: Hayley! contact right!

But Hayley stepped out of formation..

Me: uhh .. Hayley?

Suddenly .. one of the haters exploded... Hayley had planted an explosive on her.. silently... Hayley sprinted towards us..

Hayley: liked the fireworks?
Joe: that was creepy you know .. never saw somebody explode outta nowhere.
Me: sh** that was awesome!

a hater with a knife ran towards me..

Hayley: WATCH OUT!
Joe: JOSEPH!

Suddenly .. Demi pushed me and shot a full clip from a small handgun on the hater's head... blood splattered on me and her.

Demi: I CAN LOVE WHOEVER I WANT! YOU WON'T CONTROL MY HEART!

Then.. they began throwing acid bombs towards us.

Hayley: F**k! .. ACID!!
Joe: aim at their supply carrier! they have the bombs there!

We shot the supply carrier... their bombs were wrecked..

Hater: use your knives! .. for Joe!
Joe: for me? ... you want me!? ... YOU DO THIS TO DEMI... FOR ME?!.. I won't let you kill her..

Later... I took a small laptop out.. which was a control unit for an UAV drone.. which was a small helicopter equipped with 2 small chainguns and could mark targets for missile launches and for the squad.

Hayley later ran to an alley.. and SLOWLY approached a hater who had a knife...

Everything went quiet... everybody hid.. except the haters.. Suddenly.. Hayley popped out of the dust and struggled to take the knife out of the girl's hand.. when she finally did.. she slashed the girl twice on the stomach.. and she finally knocked her out by kicking her face..

Hayley: ONE DOWN!

Hayley kicked and shot another hater who rushed towards her.. and threw a knife towards another who about to tackle me.

Me: nice!
Joe: you come here!

Demi: 2 down!

Demi suddenly ran out of ammo..

Demi: oh.. sh**! I'm outta ammo! ..
Joe: DEMI! .. WATCH OUT!..

a hater tackled Demi.. about to stab her.. Joe hooked his foot around the hater's neck and pulled her backwards.. then shot her hand and knocked her out with a kick.

then .. I pulled a hater .. and I was about to shoot her on the neck.. but ran out of ammo.. and she stabbed my arm..

Me: IM DOWN! AHH!!F***ING B****H!
Hayley: JOSEPH!.. SOMEBODY GIMME SOME COVERING FIRE!

The hater was about to stab me again.. but Hayley jumped over her and shot her multiple times... then she went back and checked me up.

Hayley: Joseph!... Joseph.. I'm here.. I'm here..
Me: ahhh!! ..
Hayley: let me see.. oh.. you damn lucky boy.. its was on the arm... good thing it wasn't on the chest... you'll be better in a few... come on..

Hayley wrapped my wound with a cloth and helped me up..

Demi: is he okay?!
Hayley: he's fine! .. his arm just got a little sliced!
Joe: whew!..

The last remaining haters regrouped in front of us.. with guns..

Hayley: oh.. sh**..
Demi: girls.. seriously.. stop it..

Hater: why!? because you have OUR JOE?!
Demi: you don't even know him! and he's mine!
Hayley: girls.. seriously.. this is ridiculous! .. Demi can date whoever she wants..
Hater: shut up!
Joe: oh..no.. she didn't.. wait.. where's Joseph?

I was on an alley.. where I left the small UAV drone control laptop...
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I shot the haters with the UAV's chainguns... blood splattered on the street.. and everything became silent.

Me: its over.. thank God..
Hayley: yeah... whew.. everyone in one piece?
Demi: yeah ..
Joe: yup.. one piece..
Me: ahh... alright .. we're clear..
Demi: I don't think so... I guess that was a little part of the hive.
Me: we'll be ready to burn that hive down... anyways.. we'll leave you two alone.. Hayley and I will go take a walk.. right?
Hayley: uhh yeah .. we'll take a walk.. and ... yadda .. yadda.. yeah ... see ya later.

Demi: okay .. thanks guys..
Joe: thanks for the support...

Hayley and I raced towards the end of the street as Demi and Joe hugged each other..