Our Response First, Then Ask Later.

(After a Delena controversy, some fans made a riot to bring back Delena..)


(outside Demi's house... angered HATERS had baseball bats.. demanding an explanation for Demi's "Ask Taylor" response) ... 


(in Demi's car.. we were driving towards Demi's when we saw the mob)
Demi: listen Joseph.. I can't tell anybody what happened between me and Selena alright?
Me: okay now listen Demi, we're going to get you out of this alive.. now.. make me a favor... and DRIVE LIKE CRAZY!
(I peeked to the car's roof with a rifle... a mobber was about to throw a knife and I shot him) 
Me: FOR DEMI!!! 
(Demi drifted along the hater-crawled Toluca Lake streets avoiding the haters and shooting hazardous haters down)
Demi: Joseph! I don't think this is sane!
Me: sometimes life is saved by not being sane! YEEEHAW!
Demi: OUTTA GAS! .. we're outta gas!!
Me: get off the car.. take a rifle and ammo!
(I turned the radio with the song "You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar but I feel a Millionaire" from Queens of The Stone Age, AT FULL VOLUME  (yeah the song playing here on the page)  )
Me: RAIN THOSE A**HOLES!
Demi: AAAAHHHH!!
(a mobber ran towards me with a knife.. I dodged him and punched him twice on his face... Demi slided across the floor.. making an angered fan trip over)
Demi: DOWN! 
(I helped Demi get up .. another mobber had a torch .. I kicked her away and the torch almost landed on me.. but it missed.. yet . it was on..)
Me: cover me Demi!
(I took the torch.. then I saw paparazzi and gossipers on the rooftops)
Me: new problem!.. 
Demi: DAMN IT!.. 
(a hater tried to pull Demi to the mob)
Me: Demi!! NO!
(I slit the hater's arm a little with a knife.. releasing Demi.. we shot some gas tanks around... pushing back the mob a little)
mobber: tell us you traitor! tell us!
Me: SHUT IT! 
(I shot a mobber down)
Demi: they're gonna spread the word! ... gossipers!
Me: okay .. we're falling back!.... aim for the gossipers.. avoid the mob!
(we ran away from the haters.. and found gossipers walking away.. we sneaked up to them and wrecked their cameras)

Demi: come on ... hand us the cameras!..
(the paparazzi stared at us as we aimed rifles at them... then they refused and tried to run away)
Me: YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING!
(I shot the rifle.. scaring them.. then they handed us the cameras.. in fear)
Me: there... I'm sorry .. but you gotta cooperate..
(we shot the cameras and heard the mob closing by... then we were surrounded by them)
mobber: bring Demi to us!..
Demi: listen! leave my private life alone and..
mobber: don't talk to me like that you piece...!
(Nick Jonas suddenly hit the hater on the back of his head)
Nick: Joe! clear em!
(Joe threw a replacement gas container over the mob and shot it.. wiping out a great part of the haters)

(We ran towards a helicopter near a military base.. which we used to escape the giant mob for a while)

(at the outskirts of L.A.)
Me: how are we gonna get back to Demi's house?
Demi: you saw... how many people were there?..  you SAW EM?!
Nick: okay guys.. we're not gonna let em kick us out.. we're gonna be fierce.. if they don't like our private lives and want to harm us... then we better fight back
Joe: I wonder Demi, how did that happened?
Demi: a video surfaced... fans were asking for autographs.. then this fan asked.. "how's Selena" .. then .. I answered that famous "Ask Taylor" .. then people made a deal about it..

Kevin: GUYS! .. I got an idea.. why don't we take the house back?

Joe: Kevin... that's the problem.. we can't..

Kevin: oh .. I bet you can ... with THIS!

(Kevin uncovered 5 boxes of C4 charges.. able to make a giant explosion)

Demi: ... that was back there?!

Kevin: oh .. also .. this

(behind those boxes.. there were a lot of rifles.. pistols, etc)

Nick: Kevin... you just found this right?

Kevin: .. yup ..

Nick: ahh I really wish you would have found em a bit earlier.. but nice one bro .. we owe ya one..

Kevin: well... thanks..

Kevin: but.. did I also mentioned ... uniforms?

Joe: uniforms?.. how did all that came there

Kevin: maybe because.. the plane was readied for another operation.. right?

Nick: right.. we owe them some kind of apology..

Me: I say.. a concert for em..

Demi: yeah .. maybe

(over Demi's house at L.A., the mob tracked our helicopter again... Demi threw herself from the chopper, making me throw myself for her.. Demi's parachute opened and we landed on her rooftop, Nick and Joe aimed for the hostiles with torches at another rooftop while Kevin took control of the chopper)
Me: FOR DEMI!
(I shot a hater trying to climb to the rooftop... then we saw trucks filled with angered fans, now mobbers)
Demi: no ... you gotta be kidding me! ah!
(Demi sat on the rooftop)
Me: you're not giving up that easy right?

Demi: not without giving them what they deserve! its a lot of pressure.. I..
(Kevin interrupted Demi)
Kevin: you might wanna know what I found.
Demi: now what?
(a missile landed on the hater-filled trucks)
Demi: WHOA!
Me: you definitely changed Demi's expression, Kevin!
Nick: more armory?
Kevin: a lot more here!
Joe: nice one bro! very damn nice one!
Kevin: you welcome! .. any favor here!
(Demi and I went downstairs to her front door.. inside her house)
Me: for you..
Demi: thank you Joseph... a lot
(Demi kissed me on the cheek)
Me: you don't know how good I feel now...
(I opened the door)
Me: back off Demi!!
(I shot attacking haters.. then a hater suddenly asked Demi threateningly)
hater: where's SELENA?!
(Demi kicked the hater off) ..
Me: ask Taylor!
(I hit the hater hard on the face)
Demi: nice Joseph... hehehe
Nick: incoming haters! right!
(Kevin landed the helicopter on a rooftop and took a rocket launcher)
Kevin: firework out!
(Kevin shot a rocket against the incoming haters, wiping them out)
Me: who else?!
(a few haters were remaining...they tried to run away but I shot them on the legs...later.. after the riot .. they were taken to jail.. )

(Demi and I were walking along the street.. talking.. everything was calm already)
Me: so.. now .. will you make up with Selena?
Demi: no pressures Joseph... no pressures.....
Me: okay... uhh and... a small kiss?
Demi: why small?
(Demi and I shared a long kiss)
Me: I love you Demi ...
(Nick cam towards us with a paper)
Nick: the military agreed! ...they support us guys... I just had to sign some papers..
Me: nice.. really nice!
Demi: we'll guys... I'm damn hungry.. why don't we go to ... uhh
(Demi, Nick and I saw the restaurant full of paparazzi around)
Demi: for three people?
Me: sure..
(we walked to the restaurant, ready to fight the paparazzi off)