No Buggin' here

Bring it on suckas!! ;D

(Demi and I were going out of a party .. and some thieves wanted to take all of our stuff)

thief: come on! we don't have all day..

(Demi took a gun out of her purse and Eminem's song "Till I Collapse" began to play)

Demi: so what suckas!?

thief: what?!.. you told me she wouldn't hurt us!!

thief 2: I never said anything!

Me: whou.. Demi ... since when do ..

Demi: shut it sucka!! ... haha just kidding!

thief: okay okay.. here's your stuff back..

Demi: shut the EFF up u EFFIN douche! come on!

(Demi sticked the gun to the thief's head)

thief: come on!! she's crazy!!..

Demi: BAAAAAAAAAM!

thieves: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(they ran away)

Demi: now... you!

(she aimed the gun at me)

Me: Demi.... please calm down...

Demi: I'm sick of you already!!..

Me: WHAT!?.. you serious?!

(I was about to cry)

Me: okay ... kill me already then!... do it!!!

(Demi shot.......................... a small squirt of water... it was actually a water gun)

Demi: you really thought I was serious? .. ahahahahaahaa!!

Me: you scared me!!..

Demi: calm down... hahaha

(Demi hugged and kissed me)

Me: ahh okay .. haha you saved our lives .. hehe..

Demi: but I'll bring a real gun later... I don't want any thieves buggin' on me..