(Demi and I located an animal killing camp in the middle of the desert, our mission.. neutralize the camp and save the captured animals)
(a killer was about to slam a raccoon to the floor... but Demi stopped him... )
Demi: before you do that.. I wanna buy some skins..
(Demi followed the killer to a small fur gallery, helping Demi choose a skin)
killer: we can cut this bastard's skin!
(the animal killer dragged a small raccoon and placed a knife on its chest)
killer: so... this one?
Demi: your skin!
(Demi took a shotgun and shot the killer... blood splattered on the windows, then she kicked the door open)
Demi: who's next!?
(a killer was approaching Demi with a knife... but I blew him off with another shotgun)
Me: you okay?
Demi: yup ... how about you?
Me: saving lives...
(Demi and I placed detonator charges on the gallery... the small wooden room exploded and money flied up... we unlocked all the animals from their cages.. they ran away.. we saw a little injured raccoon)
Me: this little dude will make it?
Demi: hold... let me help it... cover me
(a killer ran towards me and blew him away with the shotgun 3 times)
Me: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!... want me to take your skin off?!?!
Demi: dude... I've never seen you so mad...
(Demi placed a small cotton band-aid on the raccoon's leg and let it go)
Demi: there you go...
(about 5 hunters on a pickup truck (2 in front and 3 in the back with rifles and knives) were approaching us)
Demi: ahhh I got these guys...
(Demi walked calmly away while the pickup truck approached... then she took an explosive trigger, and the truck exploded into pieces)
Me: are all animals out!?
Demi: yeah!..
Me: okay... then
(I took a trigger, Demi and I wore some sunglasses)
Demi: you serious? hahaha
(Demi grinned... )
Me: oh yeah...
(I smiled and took a detonator)
Me: ka-boom it baby...
(Demi took the detonator and blew up all the animal-killing camp)
(later... some animal killers arrived with a full cargo of raccoons and found their camp destroyed)
killer: uhh... what happened?
(they heard footsteps on the top of their truck)
Me: don't mind if I do!!... wee!!
killer: hey!! I'm gonna get paid for that!!
Demi: do you think LIVES COST MONEY?!... jeez man..
(Demi took a trigger)
Demi: do it..
Me: 3....2...ahh WHATEVER!
(I pressed the trigger and the truck exploded, then we freed the raccoons)
Me: ahh I love the smell of dummass in a grill...
Demi: that's a truck...
Me: just imagine it's a grill please...
Demi: uhh.. I won't eat THAT!..
Me: nope ... we won't ..
(we took some leather jackets from out of nowhere and placed them on with some sunglasses)
Demi: oh yeah...
(we began walking slowly)
Demi: it's hot in here...
Me: it's you...
Demi: no seriously... I'ma take this jacket off!..
Me: gaah ... me too! ... jeez that's burning!..
Demi: better?
Me: yup
(we kept walking slowly while I hugged her)
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