About me

I love Demi Lovato.. probably like no fan has ever done. Her smile makes my breath fly away, I'm deeply sinked into her eyes, her songs make me fall in love with music even more, her voice is medicine for my ears, her words are medicine for my mind. I love you Demi -Joseph (me)

Sunday, September 20, 2009

...Not The Best Shopping Night.....

Inspired by the game Left 4 Dead and the game Halo 3:ODST and probably a little by the game Modern Warfare 2 ... WARNING: Includes violent content and some gore.

Demi: this is Demi Lovato, the city is crawled with infected people, with rabies, and some kind of gangrene, they're zombies.. any non-infected please respond to this transmission.
Selena: Demi?! .. oh thank God.. where are you?!
Demi: inside Walmart..... theres zombies everywhere! .. where are you?
Selena: inside Sears...
(both laughed)
Demi: nice coincidence.. hahaha .. it's really dark in here..
Selena: yeah .. here too..
(Demi saw a light passing slowly through the aisles, Demi took a shotgun)
Demi: who's there?!
Me: don't fire! please... wait.. Demi?...
Demi: Joseph? what are you doing here?
Me: hiding from the infection of course..
(we heard growls.. from the infected.. coming from outside.. and the rooftops)
Me: you know the drill..
(a huge horde of infected people ran towards us, we saw a light behind us.. coming closer.. it was Selena on a motorcycle, she crashed the front door of the store and jump off the motorcycle. The motorcycle slided over the floor ripping off many of the infected, then she shot two infected on the head.. a lot of blood was spilled, contaminated blood, by some reason, we were immune to the infection)
Selena: Demi?, Joseph?...
(an infected crawled to Selena's leg and grabbed it)
Selena: get off!!..
(Selena shot the infected zombie and gave it a hard punch on the face)
Selena: be more educated! .. and cleaner..
Demi: Selena?
Selena: Demi!.. ahh thank God
(they hugged each other, then Selena hugged me)
Selena: so.. how's everyone?
Demi and me: fine..
Demi: WATCH OUT!
(Selena turned and a zombie was about to punch her, she grabbed the zombie's arm and threw him down.. then she punched its face, making its skull break)
Selena: agh! that's freaking gross
(we saw several flashlights coming from different aisles)
Me: *whispering* who are they?
Demi: stay sharp..
(the flashlights turned off, a zombie jumped off the ceiling to Selena but then Nick Jonas pounced over the zombie in midair, and stood up, stepping on the zombie..then he grabbed a fire extinguisher and broke the zombie's head with it)
Nick: we need the janitor on the main entrance..
Joe: everyone okay?
Me: everything's fine...
Kevin: guys.. I think my flashlight's batteries went off..
(a zombie was behind Kevin, and he turned)
Kevin: GAAAAAAH!!
(he shot the zombie with a shotgun, then we heard a door opening at the far end of Walmart)
Me: weren't all doors locked?
Demi: as I know, they are... maybe not..
(as we walked carefully to the other side of Walmart, we saw zombies violently torn apart on the floor, then we saw zombie heads with a hole in each)
Selena: we're not alone... stay sharp..
(a zombie rushed to Selena from behind)
Demi: WATCH OUT!
(Selena turned, about to shoot the zombie... until a bullet trepassed its head, saving Selena)
Selena: what was that?!
Me: keep walking..
(at the end of the aisle, we saw a huge mutated zombie... about to attack us.. then a girl landed over the zombie and shot it in the head.. the girl was Taylor Swift)
Taylor: scared?
Me: Taylor?
Taylor: yeah ...
Me: now that's cuteness and aggressiveness.. a very awkward but nice combination.
Selena: okay .. guys we have to get out of here..
(Demi was seen nowhere)
Selena: Demi?... Demi where are you!?
Nick: Demi?!
Me: Demi?! please! ...
(zombies surrounded the aisle where we were)
Taylor: please.. tell me they're kidding!..
Joe: I don't think so ..
Kevin: did they got Demi?
Me: I hope not..
(a zombie was walking towards us.. then someone blew a whole through it with a shotgun and fell, Demi had shot it, she had 2 pistols on her legs )
Demi: boo!..
(Demi tackled 2 zombies and shot them, she threw the empty shotgun away and took the 2 pistols, she stood up and walked slowly through the bloody aisles, shooting at the zombies, until she took down more than half of the zombies and reached us, I stared at her, amazed)
Demi: hot much baby? ... (Demi winked at me)
Me: a lot..
Nick: close your mouth Joseph.. or you'll flood the place..
Me: ha-ha-ha.. my mouth wasn't even open
Nick: yes it was.. well, since you saw Demi..
Me: no it... ahh *whispering to Nick* dude I can't lie, I was melting.
Nick: I know..
Joe: wait.. what's this?
(Joe saw a switch.. he turned on the lights at the parking lot)
Kevin: oh wow.. parking lot's open.. zombie free... we better get there..
Taylor: NOW!..
(we all ran out Walmart)
Me: okay .. now .. the transport?..
Selena: somebody knows how to turn on a car using that cable method?
Kevin: I think I saw a how-to online..
Me: get on that blue truck!
(we got on the back of a pick-up truck .. while the Jonas went at front, Kevin was tying the cables)
Demi: got ya covered!.. take your time!.. but don't take that so literally!..
Kevin: okay I'm on it!
(zombies were converging on the truck... Demi began firing the pistols frenetically towards the zombies, repelling a lot of them, then Kevin got the car running)
Kevin: DONE!..
(Kevin drove us all out of there.. )
Taylor: jeez .. that was close!.. ahh we didn't got the zombies out of there!...
Demi: oh I'll get them out of there.. I made some arrangements while you weren't looking.
(everyone looked at Demi with confusion... then Demi took a remote detonator trigger, she stood up looking at Walmart...she pressed a button and everything exploded in the distance)
Demi: I hope they make rebuildings.. I love that store a lot..
Me: wow!..
Demi: hot much again?
Me: nah... okay! a lot!
(Demi sat beside me and I placed my arm around her)
Me: you alright?
Demi: yeah ... everything's fine.. (Demi smiled)

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